Let’s talk about sex baby, let’s talk about sex…lalalalala. Hehehe, this song is surely familiar to you, it’s from SALT ‘N’ PEPA. Though I am not really going to talk about the song, but about what I observed lately. The famous topic on several blogs at the moment where I visited lately is all about sex. Well why not? As my blog friend said:
After all, one can’t escape it because it’s one of the primal urges we are born with.
How true how true! But hey, I know that while you are reading this…you are surely thinking I am imitating others. Partly you are right, but you have to read the whole story first before you finally judge me.
Part of the stories I read was about, bitin, foreplay and etc. My version is about “the best position”. This topic is not necessarily about sex only, because when we sit or lay down…we do have our favorite position. Even Michael Schumacher…he always wanted to get or have the “pole position”.
Okay, okay…ito na ang aking kuwentot:
Bagong kasal palang itong si Lukresya kay Juan, meron na kaagad siyang super bigat na problemang hinaharap. Magulo ang isip, di na nakakatulog at parang nangangapa sa dilim dahil hindi alam kong ano ang dapat gawin. Patuloy niyang pinag-iisipan kong ano nga ba talaga ang mahusay na solusyon para sa problema nilang mag-asawa.
Isang gabing maliwanag, habang nakaupo sa may bintana, kakaba-kaba ang kanyang dibdib. Nayong gabi kasi, bago sila matulog kailangang nakapili at nakapagpasya na siya kong ano nga kaya ang pinakamagaling o mainam na position? Patihaya? Pero hirap na hirap si darling dito. Padapa na parang palaka nga kaya katulad ng sabi nila? What about patagilid? Patuwad – pero baka naman kakabagan si mahal nito kong buong magdamag siyang nakatuwad. Hmmm, ano kaya kong patayo?
Haaaay naku bwisittttttttt! Ang hirap-hirap talaga magpatulog ng isang asawang kubaaa!
Psssst. Ano na naman ang akala niyo?
