Ellumbranator Auf Der Jagd Nach Ellumbra Scam Hoax

Saturday, June 7th, 2008

Ich weiss nicht, ob Sie bereits über den Blog und die Videos einer Person namens “ellumbra” gestolpert sind. Sein wirkliche Name ist Tim Cumper, ein verheirateter Mann aus Großbritannien.

Sein berühmter Onlineblog ist hospitalscams.blogspot.com, welcher über seine Halluzinationen angeblicher organisierter Immobilien-/Krankenhaus-Betrüge auf den Philippinen berichtet.

Er beschuldigte seine Freundin Mayen, ihre Freunde, Tierra Maria Geschäftsführer Francis Jalbuena, Tierra Maria selbst, Tierra Maria besitzer Antonio Montinola, das Krankenhaus in Paranaque und Ärzte des Krankenhauses, Buchhalter und Rechtsanwalt, die britische Botschaft und Filipina-Schauspielerin Chin-Chin Gutierrez, dass sie ihn um Php100,000 erpresse.
Wahrheit oder reiner Wahn von Tim Cumper?

Jedenfalls ist hier eine kleine Zusammenfassung vom Geschehen und Tim’s absurden Halluzinationen:

Unser britischer Freund Tim ist verheiratet und hatte ein bisschen Stunk in der Ehe. Somit beschloss er eines Tages, sich an einer von unzähligen Online Dating Webseiten anzumelden, “DateInAsia” um genau zu sein.. Dort traf er eine Filipina namens Mayen und bla bla blaaa… *POOF* Sie mochten sich! Mayen entschied sich dazu, ihm ihre Handynummer zu geben und aus E-Mails und Chat wurden SMS und Telefongespräche.

Tim dachte, es wäre an der Zeit Mayen zu treffen und die Philippinen zu besuchen. Aber Moment! Er musste seine Spuren verwischen, damit seine Frau den Scheiss nicht mitbekommt. Jedenfalls bekam er das Ticket durch seinen Freund und Tim traf endlich sein Freundin Mayen. Er lernte auch ihre Familie, Freunde, Kollegen und selbst ihren Boss von Tierra Maria Estates kennen.

Der Boss der Tierra Maria Kette sprach mit unserem Freund Tim über die Idee, Tierra Maria Estates’ Präsenz in Großbritannien auszubauen. So dumm Tim war, willigte er ein, eine verdammt teure Tierra Maria Estates UK Homepage zu verwalten.

Nach dem ganzen “money talk” gingen unsere Turteltäubchen zu Mayen’s Provinz und dort stellte sie ihn ihren Eltern und fernen Bekannten vor. Sehr geläufig wegen unserer meist freundlichen, Philippinischen Art. Sie gingen zurück nach Manila und hatten unzählige Male unverhüteten Geschlechtsverkehr und Tim kehrte endlich nach Großbritannien zurück.

Sie hielten Kontakt durch Chats und E-Mails, als Mayen ihm berichtet, dass sie eine Eileiterschwangerschaft habe und daher Geld für die Operation brauche. Ab hier beginnt seine ganze Paranoia. Tim denkt jetzt, dass die GANZEN Tierra Maria Estates und Mayens Krankenhausaufenthalt nur ein abgekarpertes Spiel waren, um von ihm Php100,000 zu erpressen!

Lange Rede kurzer Sinn: Er vernachlässigte das, wofür er Verantwortlich ist und die Konsequenzen von unverhüteter Eierschaukelei. Der schwer psychisch kranke Tim hört weiterhin auf seinen “imaginären” Freund Jim und spammt das ganze Internet mit seinen Hirnlosen Videos und Schleimscheisser-Blogs zu.

-Tierra Maria Estates Scam Exposed as a HOAX
-Tierra Maria Estates-Betrug herausgestellt als SCHABERNACK und FALSCHMELDUNG!

This post is my contribution to Reynz’s Tierra Maria UK Scam Hoax Campaign. Please visit her site to read the whole story.

Join us!

The Scammers List:

  1. Jepoy Bengero - Hospitalscamsblogspot.com = Sever case of Psychosis
  2. Filipina Images - Philippine Hospital Scam Tierra Maria Estates Scam Exposed as Hoax
  3. American Lola - The Foreigner = Money Problem
  4. Your Pinoy Broker - Tierra Maria Estates Scam Exposed as Hoax
  5. Lalaine - Foreigners…deeply in love with Filipinas
  6. Romantic Geeks Comfort Zone - Hospitalscam.blogspot.com = Severe case of Psychosis
  7. Siopao Master - Foreigner Needs Psychological Treatment
  8. Karlo - hospitalscams.blogspot.com + Severe case of Psychosis = entertainment
  9. Tierra Maria UK Scam Hoax by Reyna Elena
  10. Ang Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam na Hospitals Scam Din sa Philippines by Kengkay
  11. Tierra Maria Estates Scam Hoax-Apology Letter by Now What Cat
  12. Tierra Maria Estates Hospital Scam is HOAX by Nina
  13. Tierra Maria Estates UK Hoax and Scam by Kwentong Kengkay
  14. TIERRA MARIA UK SCAM HOAX-ANO BA YAN by Pinay sa Amerika
  15. Tierra Maria UK scam is one big HOAX! by Chuvaness
  16. I am a barrio girl…bow! by Gloria aka Daragang Magayon
  17. TIERRA MARIA UK SCAM HOAX, HOSPITALS SCAMS PHILIPPINES, TIERRA MARIA ESTATES SCAM HOAX by Jake
  18. Tierra Maria Estates Scam Hoax by Sinaglaya
  19. Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam Hoax by Diwa
  20. Tierra Maria Estates Scam and golden goose hoax by Beng
  21. 18 signs the Philippine Hospital Scam Hoax could be real! by FilAmReport
  22. Husband and Father from Hell-thanks to the DNA test by Cath
  23. Reader from Hell by Now What Cat?
  24. When the one who cried wolf, turns out to be the wolf itself by Jepoy
  25. Tierra Maria Estates Scam by Pusang Maganda
  26. Ellumbra Oder Tim Cumper Wahn by Ellumbranator
  27. Ellumbra the baboozler by 4shorty
  28. Tierra Maria Estates Scam Hoax Series by Ellumbrino’s Blog

Tierra Maria Estates Scam And Golden Goose Hoax

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

Tierra Maria, Tierra Maria Estates Scam, Tierra Maria Hoax, Tierra Maria Scam, Tierra Maria UK Scam Hoax Stories, Hospitals scam.

Intro:
Ayayayayay o pag-ibig. Pag pumusok sa puso ay maligalig…ayayayayay hanggang langit ang pangako ng pusong umiibig. Kaya?

Eh papaano naman kaya ang lalakeng tierra maria UK scam na scammer pa umiibig na hindi lang puso ang nagliligalig kundi pati na ang isip? Ang resulta ay mega ligalig. Katulad ng isang lalakeng tega Great Britain na kuno ay in love sa isa nating kapalda. Siya ay na love at first sight daw nung makita niya si gurl. Pero, may pero ha! Dahil at the same time siya naman ay natatakot na baka ma scam siya nang tierra maria estates at baka daw hindi true ang pinapakitang kabaitan at feeling ng gurl sa kanya. Hindi lang ang gurl ang kanyang pinagdudahan na scammers tierra maria hoax stories kundi pati na ang buong Pilipinas at mamayan.

I sometimes feel ashamed at the respect, near to reverence that I am shown by these sweet people, so beautiful [but I am reminded later - in fact Sir Francis uses these very words - that there are many "snakes" as well.] Me, lurking, trapped behind the disguise of money - courtesy of the exchange rate and appalling standard of living here. The illusion of wealth is all fake - I don’t do anything consciously - it is assumed for me by those who see “foreigner”.

*There are many snakes? Eh what about that snake between your legs?

Heto ha? Natakot siya na baka gawing golden goose ng kanyang girl at pati pamilya nito. Natakot din siya sa mga taong nagmagandang loob sa kanya dahil baka ano ang maging katumbas nito. Jaws ko, pati ang ektopekpek pregnancy ng gurl niya ay scam din daw para sa kanya. Ang hospital na kong saan ipinasok at inoperahan si gurl ay SCAM din daw. Basta puro duda at takot ang inabot niya noong dumalaw siya sa Pilipinas kong mahal ang bigas. Kaya pala maputlang-maputla si Mr. Tim sa piktyurs na inilagay niya sa kanyang blog. ‘kala ko maputla lang talaga ang mga british, yon pala ay dahil sa takoooot. Naku, sobra puti itlog mo Dodong Tim. Image is originally from Jepoy Bengero. You may also visit his site for more stories about Tim da Ingot.

Ay, hindi lang pala siya takot at puno nang duda kundi he blatantly accused all the people he met in the Philippines of conspiring just to extort Php100,000 of money from him. Then he also accused the people who expressed their opinions about his stories as scam supporter. Upps! I’m in danger of being accused. But I don’t care, he can say what ever he wants. Fact is I have more than 100,000 in my pocket (hihihi, nung hindi ko pa ito ginamit).

Hay hano va yan? Mr. Tim, if you are that chickenhearted mabuti pa sa yo ang bumili na lang ng sinigang broth, you katay-katay a chicken and cook some sinigang in your dugout. All your stories are exposed as HOAX, so if I were you…you make think think baga. You certainly have a kuwan…a tuyo sa ulo.

To Mr. Tim Cumper:
You now got the attention, internet wide…so may now rest in peace. You are a disgrace of your race.

To the readers:
Kong hindi niyo pa alam ang buong kuwento tungkol dito. You may find this entry of mine very shallow. Pero, it has something to do with me, lousy author kasi eh. So I advise you to visit the link below to dig in the mud of “Tim’s conspiracy theory”.

This post is my contribution to Reynz’s Tierra Maria UK Scam Hoax Campaign. Please visit her site to read the whole story.

Join us!

The Scammers List:

  1. Jepoy Bengero - Hospitalscamsblogspot.com = Sever case of Psychosis
  2. Filipina Images - Philippine Hospital Scam Tierra Maria Estates Scam Exposed as Hoax
  3. American Lola - The Foreigner = Money Problem
  4. Your Pinoy Broker - Tierra Maria Estates Scam Exposed as Hoax
  5. Lalaine - Foreigners…deeply in love with Filipinas
  6. Romantic Geeks Comfort Zone - Hospitalscam.blogspot.com = Severe case of Psychosis
  7. Siopao Master - Foreigner Needs Psychological Treatment
  8. Karlo - hospitalscams.blogspot.com + Severe case of Psychosis = entertainment
  9. Tierra Maria UK Scam Hoax by Reyna Elena
  10. Ang Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam na Hospitals Scam Din sa Philippines by Kengkay
  11. Tierra Maria Estates Scam Hoax-Apology Letter by Now What Cat
  12. Tierra Maria Estates Hospital Scam is HOAX by Nina
  13. Tierra Maria Estates UK Hoax and Scam by Kwentong Kengkay
  14. TIERRA MARIA UK SCAM HOAX-ANO BA YAN by Pinay sa Amerika
  15. Tierra Maria UK scam is one big HOAX! by Chuvaness
  16. I am a barrio girl…bow! by Gloria aka Daragang Magayon
  17. TIERRA MARIA UK SCAM HOAX, HOSPITALS SCAMS PHILIPPINES, TIERRA MARIA ESTATES SCAM HOAX by Jake
  18. Tierra Maria Estates Scam Hoax by Sinaglaya
  19. Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam Hoax by Diwa
  20. Tierra Maria Estates Scam and golden goose hoax by Beng
  21. 18 signs the Philippine Hospital Scam Hoax could be real! by FilAmReport
  22. Husband and Father from Hell-thanks to the DNA test by Cath
  23. Reader from Hell by Now What Cat?
  24. When the one who cried wolf, turns out to be the wolf itself by Jepoy
  25. Tierra Maria Estates Scam by Pusang Maganda
  26. Ellumbra Oder Tim Cumper Wahn by Ellumbranator