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Reyna Elena And Co In Durianland Day 3

Beng — Thu, 15 May 2008 16:05:58 +0000

May 14, 2008 - WHITE WATER RAFTING IN TAMUGAN, CALINAN
While this is a leisure activity and a great deal of fun, it is also an extreme sport. Kaya ang gustong gumaya…take your own risk!

Zu Risiken und Nebenwirkungen fragen Sie Ihren Mann oder Metzger.

Rafting on the Davao River is an experience that is difficult to describe. Rafting the Davao River is truly an experience that you have to see and to believe. The scenic beauty alone is worth the trip, as you carve your way through towering mountains that are all covered by lush, vibrant green jungle. We even pulled into a small river cave at one point along the rafting trip.

But of course, the most amazing part of the trip was the rafting action. That is, after all, why we were there, and there was plenty of action and enjoyment amidst the white water waves. Pure Adrenalin! Pure Excitement! Pure Adventure!

And the adventure begun with a briefing…

At the end of the rafting video, we all loaded ourselves and our rafting equipment into a shuttle bus, with one raft and two kayaks strapped to the top, and began our journey to the put in point.

After driving for about an hour we reached the isolated community of Tamugan, Calinan, which was the landing point for embarking on the white water trip. Before going to our rafts, we received additional safety instructions. This started with simply making sure everyone had their helmets and vests properly secured, how to do “easy paddle”, “hard paddle”, “forward paddle” and “back paddle”. And told us that we should practice rescuing a person who fell off the raft.

And I feel my adrenaline before rafting has begun…

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and we were allowed to drift… (click image to enlarge)

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The lunch break…

And the watering in the water break…

Back to the rapids again, we paddled hard…

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Until we reached…

the pull out point in Lacon. We had rafted 13 kilometers down the river’s rapids, nearly 10% of the river’s 163 kilometer length. (Click image to enlarge)

We were tired…but happy and crazy than ever! (Click image to enlarge)

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The NaughtyCats Gone Wild Water Rafting

THE END!

Reyna Elena and Co in Durianland Day 2

Beng — Thu, 15 May 2008 12:46:52 +0000

May 13, 2008 - Scuba Diving in Limao, Samal Island

The weather was sunny, mixed with clouds. A slight wind was blowing out of the south cooling the heat of the day. It was almost 10:00 o’clock as we left Sta. Ana wharf, heading to the diving point. The boat ride was not bad at all even if the sea was a bit rough. But as we anchored in Limao, the boat started rocking back and forth. After awhile, Malen starts feeling giddy and nauseatic and so Reynz and Ambo. Ang aming “Nautica Team” ay naging “Nauseatic Team”. Ang dilis na kanilang kinain sa almusal ay bumalik din sa kanilang pinanggalingan. Muntik ng mapalpak ang scuba diving ng tatlo, pero matapos nilang ibuga sa dagat ang sama sa tiyan na kanilang naramdaman. Nakumbinsi ko rin silang mas maiging pumunta sa tubig kaysa manatili sa bangka. Si Ambo ay nagdalang tao, este nagdalawang isip nung una dahil may takot siya sa ilalim ng tubig. Baka daw kasi may bakulaw, tikbalang, aswang at kong anek-anek pang halimaw. But I reassured him na wala, kundi serena lang na nagsa Santa Cruzan. Naku, parang kidlat sa bilis na napabihis si Ambolicious. Hangad niya kasing makita si Dyisebel o si Loreley. Our group was split into two dahil dalawa lang ang avialable na dive master. Nauna si Malen at Ambo.

Malen

Ambo

After the two, kami ni Reynz and Kathleen ang sumunod. Reynz really felt so bad dahil ang nausea niya ay may kakambal na headache. Kaya ayaw na talaga sana niyang magdive. Pero at the end, nagwagi din ang kanyang pagkavavaeh na may male ego.

Her Majesty Reyna Elena

Yours trulily Tita Poorsya

Kathleen

Now mga kabisyo, mga kapuso at mga usyuserang lurker. If you feel like exploring the bottom of the sea then dare to dive!

Reyna Elena And Co In Durianland Day1

Beng — Wed, 14 May 2008 16:45:17 +0000

EB with The Royal Highness Reyna Elena, nagtatanging binibining nag-nonosebleed na si Malen and the ever ambisyosong Pinoy na si Ambo.

May 12, 2008 - Day 1 - PEARL FARM
It was a blessing for all of us na una kong pina-schedule ang Pearl Farm Beach Resort bago ang extreme activities. Dahil lahat kami ang puro walang tulog the night before. Reynz arrived in Manila from Philadelphia around past 11:00 o’clock in the evening. Ihinatid lang niya ang iba niyang mga gamit sa kanyang condominium and after that siya ay sumugod na rin kaagad papuntang domestic airport to catch the flight to Durianland with Malen and Ambo.

They arrived around 5:50 in the morning. Buti nalang on time akong dumating para sunduin sila, dahil halos umaga rin na nang ako’y maidlip. Sa airport palang ay nagsimula na ang aming never ending na halakhakan. After breakfast, halos hindi pa nalunok ang huling subo, madaliang umalis kami papuntang Marina Wharf where our boat was waiting for us. Sa kakapictorial namin ay muntik na kaming maiwanan. Well, what is vacation nga naman without pictyurs. Di vah?

Whoever said na ang Pearl Farm ay hindi maganda…well, let the pictures speak for you. At tingnan niyo kong gaano kasaya, ka baliw, ka whatever fun we had on this first day of our EB.

By the way, nasa first day palang tayo dear ones. Next post will be our scuba diving experiences last May 13 and wild water rafting.

EB With Sofie And The Great Surprise

Beng — Mon, 05 May 2008 17:10:45 +0000

The EB Mania started when kids and I arrived in Manila. There I met real nice people whom I only knew through blogging. Si Sofie naman ay naging kabarkada ko rin sa blog, but we already got the chance to meet personally two years ago kasama si Atinna - isang kabarkadang blogista din na takot daw sa sausage (don’t know which one). From then on, hindi na naputol ang communication namin. Sofie emailed me before she arrived Philippines and informed me that she’s coming to the Durianland to visit us. I thought she was just kidding pero talagang tinutuo niya ito. Hehehe, may word of honor talaga ang bakletang ito. She arrived last May 2 and left yesterday evening. It was indeed just a very short visit and even if kaming dalawa lang…folks believe me or not…we had lots of fun.

Iniwanan niya akong my dark circles sa mata dahil hindi matapos-tapos ang aming kuwentuhan. On May 3rd, we decided to go to Paradise Beach Resort dahil fully book ang Pearl Farm. It was already afternoon as we arrived because we went shopping first. We actually wanted to buy some bottles of wine para dalhin ito sa resort. But I advised her not to because of the outrageously high corkage rate. So ayon wala na kaming binitbit aside from a pack of Puto, Kutsinta and Pili-pili. And guess what, pati ba naman yon ay pinaiwanan pa nila sa reception. Kesyo bawal daw ang magdala ng pagkain sa cottage at kong anek-anek pang bawal. Like hindi rin pwedeng magdala nang alcoholic drinks kahit sa terrace ng cottage. Pero ang hindi nila alam, may nailusot pa rin kaming kakanin na hindi nila nakita during the inspection. Aside from the kakanin, hagikhikan pa rin kami sa cottage namin kahit bawal ang gumawa ng noise. Susme, para naman silang home for the aged instead na resort. I understand that some guests are there to relax, pero paano nalang ang mga guests na katulad namin ni Sofie? Haay naku, basta’t I promised that they will never see our faces there again. Nevahh! May iba pang resort noh?

On our way to Paradise Beach in Samal Island. Medyo malinaw pa ang isipan ko dito.

Kinabukasan…ako po ay natuleleng. Tuleleng na umakyat sa puno ng niyog, namitas…

at ibininta ang Buko…para sana magka-moolah. Pero walang naibinta kaya walang pera.

Pera na kailangan ko sana para pambili ng special Halo-Halo. Haay tsalap.

Pati si Kathleen ay nahawa na rin sa kahibangan nang ina niya at dinilaan na ang karatola.

Si Kulet-Bulelet naman ay naki Limbo na sa mga dancers.

Habang si Sofie ay busy sa kakakuha ng pictures.

Alas tres na nang hapon ng kami ay umuwi kahapon. And as we arrived home…a great surprise was waiting for me. A beautiful bouquet of flowers was neatly laid on our dining table.

And it was from my ever loving husband…

Schatz, du bist einzigartig auf dieser Welt…ICH HAB’ DICH SEHR SEHR LIEB.

Coming up next…EB with Reynz, Malen and Ambo here in Durianland next week!

Watch And Win

Beng — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:27:20 +0000

Online Casino is very popular nowadays. I guess playing any game that requires betting is not bad as long as you do not abuse it. Going online which is done by professional players prove to be really popular that’s why more online gaming sites offer many new games to choose from. And online gaming are now regulated in order to protect the players. But in my opinion, no matter how regulated or strict these websites are, still it depends on the player himself to stay smart and not let gaming or gambling rule him.

So, speaking of poker. I would like to inform you that there is going to be a live broadcast of the final offline 888.com WPC tournament. What is 888.com WPC? WPC stands for World Poker Crown and 888.com is their official website and it is one of the biggest online gambling companies who decided to give all poker players around the world the chance to win millions of dollars.

While this is mostly an online poker tournament, the 888WPC final event will take place at a casino as a live poker event. The final 8 players that reach the final stage of the online tournament will be invited to play in this exclusive event.

This huge prize is for anyone to take. The World Poker Crown Final Event will be held at Perlada Castle in Barcelona, Spain between May 8th to May 10th will be broadcast live on television and the internet. To those who are interested, visit world poker crown for more information.

Happy Fathers Day Mein Schatz

Beng — Thu, 01 May 2008 05:29:29 +0000

Here is a poem for you!

MANY POEMS HAVE BEEN WRITTEN

Many poems have been written to explain,
How a mother’s love can soothe the pain.
But little has been said about a Father’s concern,
So.. now… I think it must be his turn.

A Father’s love for his offspring,
Is just like that of a solid gold ring.
No matter what, it is unending,
Never breaking; though.. sometimes bending.

His love is as strong as a mother’s; although…
Due to his personality, it sometimes doesn’t show.
There is no question of how strong..
Or of its lasting…however long.

So no matter if his child is good or bad,
There is no Love stronger, than that of a Dad.

ZUM VATERTAG WÜNSCHEN WIR DIR ALLES GUTE UND LIEBE

Ellumbra The Shammer Was Here

Beng — Thu, 01 May 2008 04:34:36 +0000

Picture of the week!

Guess what people who visited me just recently? The Golden Goose Pimple came as expected and yes he told me that I have joined the ranks of the scammers. And he said pa noh na: We or I am just doing it for fun, for traffic, for friends, for fear of standing up for an obvious truth, countless reasons. All wrong daw. I am amused so here is my applause.

My question to you Mr. Shammer. If you think what we are doing is just for fun, for traffic and for whatsoever. What do you think you are doing? It is obvious that you are CRAVING FOR ATTENTION and FISHING FOR SYMPHATHIES you never deserve. At the expense of your girlfriend and the people whom you got acquainted with, and people who didn’t even know you ever exist in this world. You blind people with your HOAX stories. And don’t you ever tell me I know nothing because I spent the whole night reading your trash.

Tierra Maria Estates Scam And Golden Goose Hoax

Beng — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:19:28 +0000

Intro:
Ayayayayay o pag-ibig. Pag pumusok sa puso ay maligalig…ayayayayay hanggang langit ang pangako ng pusong umiibig. Kaya?

Eh papaano naman kaya ang lalakeng umiibig na hindi lang puso ang nagliligalig kundi pati na ang isip? Ang resulta ay mega ligalig. Katulad ng isang lalakeng tega Great Britain na kuno ay in love sa isa nating kapalda. Siya ay na love at first sight daw nung makita niya si gurl. Pero, may pero ha! Dahil at the same time siya naman ay natatakot na baka hindi true ang pinapakitang kabaitan at feeling ng gurl sa kanya. Hindi lang ang gurl ang kanyang pinagdudahan kundi pati na ang buong Pilipinas at mamayan.

I sometimes feel ashamed at the respect, near to reverence that I am shown by these sweet people, so beautiful [but I am reminded later - in fact Sir Francis uses these very words - that there are many "snakes" as well.] Me, lurking, trapped behind the disguise of money - courtesy of the exchange rate and appalling standard of living here. The illusion of wealth is all fake - I don’t do anything consciously - it is assumed for me by those who see “foreigner”.

*There are many snakes? Eh what about that snake between your legs?

Heto ha? Natakot siya na baka gawing golden goose ng kanyang girl at pati pamilya nito. Natakot din siya sa mga taong nagmagandang loob sa kanya dahil baka ano ang maging katumbas nito. Jaws ko, pati ang ektopekpek pregnancy ng gurl niya ay scam din daw para sa kanya. Ang hospital na kong saan ipinasok at inoperahan si gurl ay SCAM din daw. Basta puro duda at takot ang inabot niya noong dumalaw siya sa Pilipinas kong mahal ang bigas. Kaya pala maputlang-maputla si Mr. Tim sa piktyurs na inilagay niya sa kanyang blog. ‘kala ko maputla lang talaga ang mga british, yon pala ay dahil sa takoooot. Naku, sobra puti itlog mo Dodong Tim. Image is originally from Jepoy Bengero. You may also visit his site for more stories about Tim da Ingot.

Ay, hindi lang pala siya takot at puno nang duda kundi he blatantly accused all the people he met in the Philippines of conspiring just to extort Php100,000 of money from him. Then he also accused the people who expressed their opinions about his stories as scam supporter. Upps! I’m in danger of being accused. But I don’t care, he can say what ever he wants. Fact is I have more than 100,000 in my pocket (hihihi, nung hindi ko pa ito ginamit).

Hay hano va yan? Mr. Tim, if you are that chickenhearted mabuti pa sa yo ang bumili na lang ng sinigang broth, you katay-katay a chicken and cook some sinigang in your dugout. All your stories are exposed as HOAX, so if I were you…you make think think baga. You certainly have a kuwan…a tuyo sa ulo.

To Mr. Tim Cumper:
You now got the attention, internet wide…so may now rest in peace. You are a disgrace of your race.

To the readers:
Kong hindi niyo pa alam ang buong kuwento tungkol dito. You may find this entry of mine very shallow. Pero, it has something to do with me, lousy author kasi eh. So I advise you to visit the link below to dig in the mud of “Tim’s conspiracy theory”.

This post is my contribution to Reynz’s Tierra Maria UK Scam Hoax Campaign. Please visit her site to read the whole story.

Join us!

The Scammers List:

Scuba Diving Galore

Beng — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:46:16 +0000

Maigsing balita mga kabisyo at kapuso! Tita Beng and Kathleen went scuba diving yesterday! Hehehe, dahil ako ay isang masunuring kaibigan…I followed Knoiz advice na pictures lang muna ang i-post ko dito while I am still busy sa pagliliwaliw. So here we go…tingnan niyo nalang ang pictures ng isang balyenang pinipilit mag scuba dive :).

Behind me is the scuba dive center of Carabao Dive Center.

The Angels Cove, the diving area.

Feeling like…ewan.

Aray, ano kaya ‘tong gumagapang sa likod ko!

Preparing for the first dive…

Mother and daughter having a great time.

That’s Kathleen. Hindi nasali pagburn ng dive master ang mga pictures ng first dive ko.

Getting ready for the second dive. This time, we went down to about 80 feet.

O say, parang true…divah?

At may papose-pose pa siya.

On our way home…

It’s Never Too Late

Beng — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:19:17 +0000

Matagal ko ng inaasam-asam na sumulat ng panibagong entry, pero everytime na uupo ako sa harap ng aking puter nagiging blanko naman ang isipan ko. Hmmn, dahil kaya ito sa matagal kong paghinto or bunga lang ito ng katamaran. Ay ewan, hindi ko na pinag-iisipan pa ng masinsinan kong ano talaga ang dahilan dahil nakakapagod mag-isip eh.

More than one month na pala kami dito, hindi ko man lang ito napansin. Napakabilis ng takbo ng panahon, parang kailan lang yon noong dumating kami sa Maynila, at parang kailan lang naganap ang EB namin. Ay oo nga pala, I promised to post some pictures na kuha ko. Hehehe, super late na ako I know, but just the same promise is promise. Kaya you may take a look nalang sa naggagandahang pis namin (charing). I think there is no need for me to write kong gaano kasaya ang kita-kitang yon dahil nasulat na ito nila Malen, Amor, Marie at Agnes

Siguradong sasambunutan ako ni Reynz kapag nakita niyang akap ko ang mahal niya sa tuhod na Ambo.

Tingnan niyo ang mga plato namin, ang daming tira noh? Papaano, puro kami busy sa pagpicturing for remembering, ikanga ni Gillian…Foto machen daw.

Ito naman ang mga naggagandahang dilag. Super sweet ang mga hot babes na ito at ang sasayang kausap hat hang vavait pa kamo. I am so glad I met them! Ngayon, hindi lang sa internet ang friendship namin kundi talagang sa real life na.

Pauwi na kami nang kinuha ang pic na ito. Look at me kong saan ako naupo…hehehe, medyo nagpalakas lang akesh sa manager ng Reb Box for future visit vaga.

A closer look ;)

Ano naman kaya ang pinaggagawa nang mag-ina the whole March? Well, bukod sa mga importanteng bagay na aking inaayos at nilalakad. Siyempre naman hindi rin namin kinaligtaang magrelax ng konti.

Pakape-kape sa gilid…

Swimming…

At umakyat ng kahoy na parang matsing para lang mahanginan ang singit.

Yan lang ang mga activities na nagawa namin so far dahil busy ako. Ngayon, mission is almost accomplished na kaya magkakaroon na ako ng maraming panahon para gawin naman ang mga gusto naming gawin ni Kathleen. Like island hopping, scuba diving, wild water rafting and maybe climb Mt. Apo. Maybe lang ha dahil hindi ko siguradong makakaya ko ito. Nios meh, super taas nito and it takes 7 hours daw bago maabot ang peak. Iniisip ko pa lang fagod na ako’t lumalaki na ang vutas ng ilong ko. There are so many things to see and discover here, pero dahan-dahan lang muna at mataba ang kalaban.