Intro:
Ayayayayay o pag-ibig. Pag pumusok sa puso ay maligalig…ayayayayay hanggang langit ang pangako ng pusong umiibig. Kaya?

Eh papaano naman kaya ang lalakeng umiibig na hindi lang puso ang nagliligalig kundi pati na ang isip? Ang resulta ay mega ligalig. Katulad ng isang lalakeng tega Great Britain na kuno ay in love sa isa nating kapalda. Siya ay na love at first sight daw nung makita niya si gurl. Pero, may pero ha! Dahil at the same time siya naman ay natatakot na baka hindi true ang pinapakitang kabaitan at feeling ng gurl sa kanya. Hindi lang ang gurl ang kanyang pinagdudahan kundi pati na ang buong Pilipinas at mamayan.

I sometimes feel ashamed at the respect, near to reverence that I am shown by these sweet people, so beautiful [but I am reminded later - in fact Sir Francis uses these very words - that there are many "snakes" as well.] Me, lurking, trapped behind the disguise of money - courtesy of the exchange rate and appalling standard of living here. The illusion of wealth is all fake - I don’t do anything consciously - it is assumed for me by those who see “foreigner”.

*There are many snakes? Eh what about that snake between your legs?

Heto ha? Natakot siya na baka gawing golden goose ng kanyang girl at pati pamilya nito. Natakot din siya sa mga taong nagmagandang loob sa kanya dahil baka ano ang maging katumbas nito. Jaws ko, pati ang ektopekpek pregnancy ng gurl niya ay scam din daw para sa kanya. Ang hospital na kong saan ipinasok at inoperahan si gurl ay SCAM din daw. Basta puro duda at takot ang inabot niya noong dumalaw siya sa Pilipinas kong mahal ang bigas. Kaya pala maputlang-maputla si Mr. Tim sa piktyurs na inilagay niya sa kanyang blog. ‘kala ko maputla lang talaga ang mga british, yon pala ay dahil sa takoooot. Naku, sobra puti itlog mo Dodong Tim. Image is originally from Jepoy Bengero. You may also visit his site for more stories about Tim da Ingot.

Ay, hindi lang pala siya takot at puno nang duda kundi he blatantly accused all the people he met in the Philippines of conspiring just to extort Php100,000 of money from him. Then he also accused the people who expressed their opinions about his stories as scam supporter. Upps! I’m in danger of being accused. But I don’t care, he can say what ever he wants. Fact is I have more than 100,000 in my pocket (hihihi, nung hindi ko pa ito ginamit).

Hay hano va yan? Mr. Tim, if you are that chickenhearted mabuti pa sa yo ang bumili na lang ng sinigang broth, you katay-katay a chicken and cook some sinigang in your dugout. All your stories are exposed as HOAX, so if I were you…you make think think baga. You certainly have a kuwan…a tuyo sa ulo.

To Mr. Tim Cumper:
You now got the attention, internet wide…so may now rest in peace. You are a disgrace of your race.

To the readers:
Kong hindi niyo pa alam ang buong kuwento tungkol dito. You may find this entry of mine very shallow. Pero, it has something to do with me, lousy author kasi eh. So I advise you to visit the link below to dig in the mud of “Tim’s conspiracy theory”.

This post is my contribution to Reynz’s Tierra Maria UK Scam Hoax Campaign. Please visit her site to read the whole story.

Join us!

The Scammers List:

1. Jepoy Bengero - Hospitalscamsblogspot.com = Sever case of Psychosis
2. Filipina Images - Philippine Hospital Scam Tierra Maria Estates Scam Exposed as Hoax
3. American Lola - The Foreigner = Money Problem
4. Your Pinoy Broker - Tierra Maria Estates Scam Exposed as Hoax
5. Lalaine - Foreigners…deeply in love with Filipinas
6. Romantic Geeks Comfort Zone - Hospitalscam.blogspot.com = Severe case of Psychosis
7. Siopao Master - Foreigner Needs Psychological Treatment
8. Karlo - hospitalscams.blogspot.com + Severe case of Psychosis = entertainment
9. Tierra Maria UK Scam Hoax by Reyna Elena
10. Ang Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam na Hospitals Scam Din sa Philippines by Kengkay
11. Tierra Maria Estates Scam Hoax-Apology Letter by Now What Cat
12. Tierra Maria Estates Hospital Scam is HOAX by Nina
13. Tierra Maria Estates UK Hoax and Scam by Kwentong Kengkay
14. TIERRA MARIA UK SCAM HOAX-ANO BA YAN by Pinay sa Amerika
15. Tierra Maria UK scam is one big HOAX! by Chuvaness
16. I am a barrio girl…bow! by Gloria aka Daragang Magayon
17. TIERRA MARIA UK SCAM HOAX, HOSPITALS SCAMS PHILIPPINES, TIERRA MARIA ESTATES SCAM HOAX by Jake
18. Tierra Maria Estates Scam Hoax by Sinaglaya
19. Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam Hoax by Diwa
20. Tierra Maria Estates Scam and golden goose hoax by Beng
21. 18 signs the Philippine Hospital Scam Hoax could be real! by FilAmReport
22. Husband and Father from Hell-thanks to the DNA test by Cath
23. Reader from Hell by Now What Cat?
24. When the one who cried wolf, turns out to be the wolf itself by Jepoy
25. Tierra Maria Estates Scam by Pusang Maganda

Got tagged by the couple of the year Miss Nosedbleed and her bitter half Her/His Royal Highness from Vacklingham Palace Reynz

As you see, I am and was famous ever sa balat nang lupa! I am the one and only girl for all seasons. Why? Hehehe, NOT WHAT YOU THINK! BEEE. See, whether it’s winter, spring, summer or autumn…I always have something to grump. Like when it’s cold, you beat you’ll hear me say “Oh my God it’s sooo cold.” In summertime, I also complain about the so hot hot weather and I definitely moan about my hay fever. Grrr, all the sneezing and ’snotting” drives me real nuts. I don’t like fall either, dito kasi nagafalling falling ang mga leaves ng tress noh. Our house is surrounded by trees, and when fall comes and the trees lose their leaves AKO din baga ang nagasuffer, kay (kasi) ako man ang main responsible sa pagwalis, gather/collect the leaves. Or else it will kill the grass. If leaves were money, I’d be wealthier than Uncle Bill Gates. Di vah?

O siya look na dito sa first pic where I was featured in Vogue magazine. Don’t ask me how I made it…sekwet ko yan. I have tip though. Maglakad kayo sa tiyangge na naka coat…tiyak may makakapuna sa inyo.

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Ladies and gents here is the promised continuation of the Knight story who’s armour was not polished. It was therefore not shining as he tried to save Lady Lukaret.

Two beautiful ladies Scart and Cheh tagged me with the same meme called “The Other Half”. I think I don’t have to explain to you anymore what this meme is all about, since this has been going around for quite awhile now.

By the way, I am sure that the “Knight” will not be amused if he’ll find out that I’m writing about him here. To mein Schatz…please don’t be angry because this entry shall be an open declaration of my love for you.

Here are the following guidelines of the meme:

1. First name: if he doesn’t like his name plastered all over the internet, a pet name will do.
2. How and where did you meet?
3. Characteristics
4. Your plans 20 to 30 years from now. (more…)

Hi folks! Here is my version of Reynz “Between Your Legs” train game tag. This tag is intended for the victims of the Google calamity.

The rule:
Dedicated to Google, write three sponsored ads you wrote and add “Between your legs” to the title. Put a link from the entry to make sure it’s real.

Here’s mine:

1. Winter Is Here Again and it’s freaking cold Between your legs!
2. Remote Viewing At It’s Finest Between your legs! bwahahaha
3. Effective Solution For Hairloss right Between your legs baby!

I’m passing this tag to the following Google Grausamkeit victims:

Thess
Diwatang_Biyaning
Tintin
Marie G.
Rhada
Scarty

I would like to thank Scarty and Sofie with all my heart for giving me this very meaningful friendship badge. Kong iisipin, through our blogs nagsimula at nabuo ang ating pagkakaibigan. Some of you I already met in person at ang iba naman ay nakausap ko na sa telepono. I find it really amazing how our friendship develop, at para sa akin, we are like a very close-knit family sa loob at sa labas ng internet. Buo ang samahan at loyalty. Sa loob ng apat na taon ng aking pagbablog…I experienced some ups and downs. Hehehe, yes ganyan ako ka transparent dahil madalas kong nilalabas ang galit, lungkot at sayang nadarama ko dito sa blog ko. You were here to held me up when I was down…and you lift my spirit up high when it has fallen. You were also here when I had trouble…you gave me your full support. Above all, nandito at hindi pa rin kayo nagsawa kahit ako ay isang lousy blogger. With that being said, I would like to thank all of you for being so true to me…

THE BLOGGER FRIENDSHIP AWARD GOES TO:

• Ambo
• AmorFrancis
• Atinna
• Auee
• Buraot
• Charles
• Cheh
• Chuva Chienes
• Chuvaness
• Diwatang Biyaning
• Gail Conception
• Ghee
• HRH Reyna Elena
• Ivy
• Jaypee
• Knoizki
• Madonna
• Mae Gabriel
• Malinesky
• Manilenya
• Marie G.
• Melissa
• MissP
• Nika
• Pao
• PinayHekmi
• Pinoy Cook
• Pusa
• Repah
• Rhada
• Ria Brown
• Sardonicnell
• Sassy Lawyer
• Scarty
• Sexy Mom
• Shalimar
• Sofie
• Stella
• Sweet Karina
• Thess NL
• Tina
• Ting Aling
• Yoru

Here comes another memememememe! And this time….it’s all about comfort food from Miss Cheh.

It’s actually very short and simple…

What is your comfort food / drinks and why is it so? grab a picture of it and post it if you may. enjoy!

Do I have to explain what comfort food mean? I think it is no longer necessary since Cheh did that already. And I take it for granted that you all know what it mean. If not, then visit Cheh’s site and or Wikipedia.

Here goes my COMFORT FOOD.

Whatelse than coffee coffee coffee all day and night long.

Then homemade chocolate cake. I tell you this one is oh sooo yummmy. Just in case you’ll like to try to bake it, here is the recipe.

And last but not least, my all time favorite comfort food Beef Carpaccio…

…and why is it so?

I have no idea why, it just so happen that they are my favorite :)

The Christmas Tree is a mandala, a bundle of symbols showing what creation has to offer: light and the movement of angels, the gifts of orchard and field, forest and sea, all topped off by the star that pointed to the end of the journey, the place of peace.

During Advent in the XIth century, scenes called mysteries, including one about Paradise, were very popular. A tree decorated with red apples symbolized the tree of Paradise. During the XVth century, the faithful began to put up trees in their own houses on December 24, the feast day of Adam and Eve.

However, the first Christmas tree as we know it, but without lights still, appeared in Alsace in 1521. It was introduced in France by the Princess Hélène de Mecklembourg who brought one to Paris after her marriage to the Duke of Orleans. In the XVIIIth century, the custom of decorating a Christmas tree was well established in Germany, France and Austria.

In 1841, Prince Albert (originally from Germany), husband of Queen Victoria, set up a Christmas tree at Windsor Castle in England. From the royal court, the custom of Christmas trees spread quickly to the middle class and then to working people. For Victorians, a good Christmas tree had to be six branches tall and be placed on a table covered with a white damask tablecloth. It was decorated with garlands, candies and paper flowers.

In the Philippines, fresh pine trees are too expensive for many Filipinos, so handmade trees in an array of colors and sizes are often used. Star lanterns, or parol, appear everywhere in December. They are made from bamboo sticks, covered with brightly colored rice paper or cellophane, and usually feature a tassel on each point. There is usually one in every window, each representing the Star of Bethlehem.

What you see above is our minimalistic Tannenbaum. The kids helped me decorate the tree with ribbons and colored glass ornaments . Traditionally, the tree is put up on December 24. Napaaga lang ngayon dahil sa kay Mang Ambo who tagged me this Christmas Tree Blog Parade meme. Too early indeed kaya kong titingnan niyo…wala pang mga nakapaligid na regalo dahil hindi pa kami nakapag shopping.

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This is a First annual 2007 Christmas Tree Blog Parade Meme created and conceptualized by OTWOMD of Bluepanjeet.Net The purpose of this meme is to enliven the Christmas spirit by showing to the world our very own Christmas trees. They say that it is on the Christmas tree that best describes how a person celebrates Christmas. So here are the rules:

1. Copy the Logo of this meme (Download it on the sidebar and resize it that will best fit your blog or according to your desire) and post it on your entry.
2. Take a photo of your Christmas tree inside your house. A whole shot is the most appropriate photo. And post it on your entry
3. Tell something about your Christmas tree like who decorated it, what are the ornaments and accessories, or what is the theme and meaning of your Christmas tree this year.
4. You can put any title on your meme but don’t forget to include this “2007 1st Christmas Tree Blog Parade”.
5. Do the link train history. Put the link of your previous bloggers who tagged you and your own link, Example: Tag History: Bluepanjeet - “you” -

The link train will provide clue on “who tagged who” and at the same time a reference of data for the creator of this meme.

On The feast of Three Kings on January (The official ending of the Christmas Season), Bluepanjeet.Net will launch a mini site that will feature all of the participant’s Christmas trees for 2007 with a link back to their site. That is why it is very vital that you maintain the link history so that your Christmas tree will be included in the Christmas tree blog parade of 2007 and will be a part of history.

So tag now, you only have one month to spread this meme.

My Christmas Tag History: Bluepanjeet - Pinoy Ambisyoso - Kauderwelsch - “You” (Put your link here) -

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With this, i am asking you to join the parade: Kneeko, Melai, Ria Brown and KK aka Tina

Christmas Tree Blog Parade List:

Somewhere in My Memory by Bluepanjeet.net
2007 1st Christmas Tree Blog Parade by Kotsengkuba.com
2007 Christmas Tree Blog Parade by Mynosebleed.com
2007 Christmas Tree Blog Parade by Enelym001.wordpress.com
2007 Christmas Tree Blog Parade by Jovi2hottie.wordpress.com
2007 Christmas Tree Blog Parade by Amorfrancis.com
The 2007 OTWOMD Christmas Tree Blog Parade by Pinoy Ambisyoso
2007 Christmas Tree Blog Parade by Reynz
2007 Christmas Tree Blog Parade by Miss Lukaret

Ivy - the bag friend, makeup whore, shopaholic and at iba pa tagged me awhile ago about “Show-And-Tell-Bag” or “Let The Cat Out Of The Bag” (her version). Hmmn, medyo nahirapan ako dito dahil I simply can’t decide which bag to feature. Like Ivy I have several bags too but I have four favorites, kasi they are malaki therefore spacious. Very handy ito para sa mga taong katulad ko na laging on the road. What I’m actually doing is apat na beses akong nagpapalit ng bag in one month (para equal ang treatment). Sometimes madalas pa nga kaysa apat, depende sa occassion, attire at mood. Huwag na kayong magtaka kong bakit, ganyan lang talaga kapag uber ang kaartihan ng isang maluhong baliw na katulad ko. I mentioned this part already in “The Seven Truth About Me”.

Let me introduce my darlings to you. From the left:
My messenger bag “Naviglio”, next is Hobo Bag “Chain”, the lovely “Alma” and last but not least “Vitello Daino Tote”.

Let the cat out of the bag daw.

So heto na ang laman-loob ng aking bag. Simulan natin from the top:
cosmetic case, perfume, lip gloss, lipstick in four different shades, stick foundation, stick blush-on, nail pile, two lip liner pencil, pressed powder, eyedrop, two lip balsam (one is for me and the other is for the kids).

Let us start from the top again:
My big fat wallet (hehehe biro lang ang fat), my new shades, car key, agenda, eyeglasses (can’t read without it), cellphone (ayaw ko na sa kanya), card holder, memory stick and pen with my initials.

Ngayon ay pagkakataon ko ng gumanti :grin I am passing this tag to the following victims:
Ambo, SardonicNell, Repah, Diwatang Biyaning and Miss Nosebleed.

Tag 3

Itong tag na to ay nagmula sa isang serenang nakatira sa Munich. Sori madlang pipol and sorry to the original author of this tag but I wanna dudadaa write my version in my language which is “Kauderwlesch”.

Hope you don’t mind at all, but if you do mind it…mahala na kayo sa muay niyo.

According to Cheh:
The very purpose of this assignment is to find out what a person looks like and gives you (readers) a better insight & gives you chance to actually see who’s writing to you.

David Airey says:
Putting a face to the name of someone you haven’t met helps recognition and adds a more personal feel to your conversations. What photograph shows you in a light we don’t often see through your blog?

NOW IT’S MY TURN

It’s my turn to see what I can see, I hope you’ll understand this time’s just for me because it’s my turn…la la la lala…

Gusto ko nalang sanang kumanta dahil para sa akin, there is no need to describe myself since you all know me already, diba? Hindi ko na kailangan pang sabihin sa inyo kong saang sulok ng mundo ako galing at saang lufalof ako ifinadfad ng aking kafararan. Hindi ko na kailangan pang sabihin sa inyo na ako ay super ganda dahil sa picture ko sa baba, kitang-kita niyo na (araaaay, huwag niyo kong irapan). Kakatapos ko lang sumulat ng tungkol sa sarili ko so it should be enough actually. :thinking

Opps! Teka teka paki tabi po ng dyip mama, nagbago ang isip ko makalipas ang ilang sekundo. O sige na nga isulat ko nalang…pero maigsi lang ha? temang talaga ano?

DA PIS OP A BISDAK LUKARET DRAG QUEEN

My name is Bond ah este Beng. I’m a queen - a (not so genuine) drag queen from Davao City - I’m bisdak/bisaya (soo proud of it) at kong ano-ano pang tawag nila diyan sa aming mga tega south. I espik bisaya (siyempre) and op kurs tagawog, then litol Hilonggo, litol Ilocano, beri litol inglis pero ay espik beri flwint aleman.

I studied Business Management in Siena College, Quezon City and I got married to a German Frog Prince after I graduated in 1983…blah blah blah. Yadda yadda yadaaah tralala.

The first Frog Prince became so malabo after several years of their marriage. The drag queen got extremely pissed, so she sent Frog Prince into the desert. Few years later, drag queen met a manggagamot na knight with his not really shining armour. After a short moment of pakunwaring pakipot, they finally decided to get married. And now, they live happily ever after…

Ang parteng “KNIGHT WITH HIS NOT REALLY SHINING ARMOUR” ay may karugtong. Scart tagged me three times and the one I’m going to comply next is a wonderful meme about “the better half”. Knight With His Not Really Shining Armour would be the title :). Abangan ang susunod na kabanata…

This tag ends here!

Hmm, let me think…mukha yatang may tag na ako noon na ganito pero iba nga lang ang title. I-link ko nalang sana yon pero di ko talaga mahanap. Yahaha, wala din akong lusot kay Scart :). Oh misis Scart ito na, ipagladlaran ko na sa madla ang truth and nothing but truth about me.

1. Ambisyosa - noon pa noh! May mga nagsabi sa akin noon at kahit ngayon na super daw ako kong mangambisyon. Whew! It is sometimes difficult for me to figure out whether they mean it negatively or positively, but hey…do I really care what they think? No! Wala akong nakitang mali sa pagiging pagka ambisyosa ko and tell you what nakayanan kong abutin ito. Hindi nga lang lahat but most. Take note, second secret to success daw is being ambitious. Kasi, highly ambitious people daw envision a long-term goal that guides their daily work. They see a connection between what they’re doing right
   now and where they want to be in the future. Gets?
2. Maluho - iniiri palang ako ng Mama ko maluho na ako (kapitt kayo at mahangin). Ahm, sa tutuo lang ako ang panganay sa aming magkakapatid. Sabi ni mader ko, noong time daw na ako palang ang anak nila spoiled daw ako. Ang disadvantage naman nito, noong nagsilitawan na silang mga kapatid ko…kinakailangan ko nang isakripisyo ang mga gusto ko. Dahil dapat ko raw munang pagbigyan ang mga nakakabata kong mga kapatid. Nang magkaedad na ako, dito na talaga bumuwelo ang aking pagkamaluho. Buti nalang accepted ng aking jowa ang aking pagkaganyan. One time nagshopping kami, matapos kong bayaran ang mga pinamili ko nagbitaw siya ng comment na: “Du bist wirklich eine sehr teure Frau.” Ang ibig niyang sabihin sa tagalog “Napakamahal mo talagang babae.” Sagot ko sa kanya: “Aba darling, mas mahal ako kong magdivorce tayo.” Oy ha, kayong mga nagbabasa diyan. Don’t think anything bad about our conversation, madalas kaming ganyan kong mag-usap. So take it with the famous ‘english humor’, or better to say…don’t take it so seriously.
3. Bakleta - high school pa ako ang hilig ko na talaga na umastang bakla. Papaanong hindi magkaganun eh mga kabarkada ko ay puro bakla. Why bakit warum? Haay naku ewan ko nga ba, pero mas malapit sila sa puso ko. I like them as friends dahil tunay silang kaibigan. Then wala yong inggitan at rivalry, they have broad shoulders to lean on and open ears to listen sa mga atsutsu mo sa puso. Sa madaling salita sa mga orig na bading ko natagpuan ang real meaning ng friendship noon. Kaya ako nag stick sa kanila, at kaya din ako naging bakleta…nahawaan nila akesh. Ay ano ba itetsh! My sister told me na mas bakla pa daw ako sa talagang bakla. Hmmp, inggit ka lang.

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I am now fulfilling my promise to answer the tags I got before and during my hiatus. Let me start with Marie’s tag which title is My Workplace.

I am supposed to just add a picture but I however want to write some words along with it to give you an idea why I have two places to work.

The image below is showing you my old desk in the corner of our livingroom. It was my favorite place to work most specially when all other members of the family were away (work, school and kindergarten). That time, design orders were infrequent, so it really didn’t bother me at all if kids were running around and or when tv was on. I simply did the graphic works at day time and continue with the codings late at night when everyone were sound asleep.

The situation has changed right after my continuing education. Family guests come and go since June, and web design orders flew in. It was not easy for me then because I was committed to keep my working pace in order to meet the deadlines. I therefore had no choice than to continue working even if guests were around. The noise of my surroundings became unbearable and the pressure of my work made me explode. The situation has made me insistent on having a proper work place. A place where I can withdraw myself when I feel like and most of all, work without any interruption. I am glad that hubby understand my point. The next day, he bought me an L form office desk and a leather executive chair. Then we re-modelled the spare room we have downstairs that he was using as his archive…into my office :).

My desk upstairs still exist and I’m still using it everyday when little Gillian is back for lunch break.

I was tagged twice already before this one “My Desktop Free View“. I hope hindi sasama ang loob ng dalawang nag tag sa akin earlier dahil di ko pa ito nagawa. Pinili ko muna itong my free desktop view dahil di ko na kailangang isipan/alalahanin pa kong tama or tuwid ba ang sinulat ko.

Ms. Thekla aus Holland or Tulipland is the one who tag me this time. Theks thank you, antay ka lang pagnagkita tayo…lagot ka sa akin :thinking

iRonnie said:

Most people spend a considerable amount of time in customizing or in finding a desktop wallpaper that suits their taste. Sadly, our computers often remains… personal. Why don’t we brag to the world our good-find wallpapers and let them have a peek to our personality via our desktops?

Hmmn, spend considerable amount of time…? Nope not in my case. Customizing my desktop only occured maybe once or twice a year. I care less about it since I don’t see much of it anyway. Now let me show you a screenshot of my laptop and my home computer. Oh, this is not what we call bragging folks…it just happen that I am working on two computers. So to be fair, I have to show them both.

My GOOD OLD ONE | Click image to enlarge

My VAIO (VGN-FZ18M) | Click image to enlarge

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