Intro:
Ayayayayay o pag-ibig. Pag pumusok sa puso ay maligalig…ayayayayay hanggang langit ang pangako ng pusong umiibig. Kaya?

Eh papaano naman kaya ang lalakeng umiibig na hindi lang puso ang nagliligalig kundi pati na ang isip? Ang resulta ay mega ligalig. Katulad ng isang lalakeng tega Great Britain na kuno ay in love sa isa nating kapalda. Siya ay na love at first sight daw nung makita niya si gurl. Pero, may pero ha! Dahil at the same time siya naman ay natatakot na baka hindi true ang pinapakitang kabaitan at feeling ng gurl sa kanya. Hindi lang ang gurl ang kanyang pinagdudahan kundi pati na ang buong Pilipinas at mamayan.

I sometimes feel ashamed at the respect, near to reverence that I am shown by these sweet people, so beautiful [but I am reminded later - in fact Sir Francis uses these very words - that there are many "snakes" as well.] Me, lurking, trapped behind the disguise of money - courtesy of the exchange rate and appalling standard of living here. The illusion of wealth is all fake - I don’t do anything consciously - it is assumed for me by those who see “foreigner”.

*There are many snakes? Eh what about that snake between your legs?

Heto ha? Natakot siya na baka gawing golden goose ng kanyang girl at pati pamilya nito. Natakot din siya sa mga taong nagmagandang loob sa kanya dahil baka ano ang maging katumbas nito. Jaws ko, pati ang ektopekpek pregnancy ng gurl niya ay scam din daw para sa kanya. Ang hospital na kong saan ipinasok at inoperahan si gurl ay SCAM din daw. Basta puro duda at takot ang inabot niya noong dumalaw siya sa Pilipinas kong mahal ang bigas. Kaya pala maputlang-maputla si Mr. Tim sa piktyurs na inilagay niya sa kanyang blog. ‘kala ko maputla lang talaga ang mga british, yon pala ay dahil sa takoooot. Naku, sobra puti itlog mo Dodong Tim. Image is originally from Jepoy Bengero. You may also visit his site for more stories about Tim da Ingot.

Ay, hindi lang pala siya takot at puno nang duda kundi he blatantly accused all the people he met in the Philippines of conspiring just to extort Php100,000 of money from him. Then he also accused the people who expressed their opinions about his stories as scam supporter. Upps! I’m in danger of being accused. But I don’t care, he can say what ever he wants. Fact is I have more than 100,000 in my pocket (hihihi, nung hindi ko pa ito ginamit).

Hay hano va yan? Mr. Tim, if you are that chickenhearted mabuti pa sa yo ang bumili na lang ng sinigang broth, you katay-katay a chicken and cook some sinigang in your dugout. All your stories are exposed as HOAX, so if I were you…you make think think baga. You certainly have a kuwan…a tuyo sa ulo.

To Mr. Tim Cumper:
You now got the attention, internet wide…so may now rest in peace. You are a disgrace of your race.

To the readers:
Kong hindi niyo pa alam ang buong kuwento tungkol dito. You may find this entry of mine very shallow. Pero, it has something to do with me, lousy author kasi eh. So I advise you to visit the link below to dig in the mud of “Tim’s conspiracy theory”.

This post is my contribution to Reynz’s Tierra Maria UK Scam Hoax Campaign. Please visit her site to read the whole story.

Join us!

The Scammers List:

1. Jepoy Bengero - Hospitalscamsblogspot.com = Sever case of Psychosis
2. Filipina Images - Philippine Hospital Scam Tierra Maria Estates Scam Exposed as Hoax
3. American Lola - The Foreigner = Money Problem
4. Your Pinoy Broker - Tierra Maria Estates Scam Exposed as Hoax
5. Lalaine - Foreigners…deeply in love with Filipinas
6. Romantic Geeks Comfort Zone - Hospitalscam.blogspot.com = Severe case of Psychosis
7. Siopao Master - Foreigner Needs Psychological Treatment
8. Karlo - hospitalscams.blogspot.com + Severe case of Psychosis = entertainment
9. Tierra Maria UK Scam Hoax by Reyna Elena
10. Ang Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam na Hospitals Scam Din sa Philippines by Kengkay
11. Tierra Maria Estates Scam Hoax-Apology Letter by Now What Cat
12. Tierra Maria Estates Hospital Scam is HOAX by Nina
13. Tierra Maria Estates UK Hoax and Scam by Kwentong Kengkay
14. TIERRA MARIA UK SCAM HOAX-ANO BA YAN by Pinay sa Amerika
15. Tierra Maria UK scam is one big HOAX! by Chuvaness
16. I am a barrio girl…bow! by Gloria aka Daragang Magayon
17. TIERRA MARIA UK SCAM HOAX, HOSPITALS SCAMS PHILIPPINES, TIERRA MARIA ESTATES SCAM HOAX by Jake
18. Tierra Maria Estates Scam Hoax by Sinaglaya
19. Tierra Maria Estates UK Scam Hoax by Diwa
20. Tierra Maria Estates Scam and golden goose hoax by Beng
21. 18 signs the Philippine Hospital Scam Hoax could be real! by FilAmReport
22. Husband and Father from Hell-thanks to the DNA test by Cath
23. Reader from Hell by Now What Cat?
24. When the one who cried wolf, turns out to be the wolf itself by Jepoy
25. Tierra Maria Estates Scam by Pusang Maganda

Maigsing balita mga kabisyo at kapuso! Tita Beng and Kathleen went scuba diving yesterday! Hehehe, dahil ako ay isang masunuring kaibigan…I followed Knoiz advice na pictures lang muna ang i-post ko dito while I am still busy sa pagliliwaliw. So here we go…tingnan niyo nalang ang pictures ng isang balyenang pinipilit mag scuba dive :).

Behind me is the scuba dive center of Carabao Dive Center.

The Angels Cove, the diving area.

Feeling like…ewan.

Aray, ano kaya ‘tong gumagapang sa likod ko!

Preparing for the first dive…

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Matagal ko ng inaasam-asam na sumulat ng panibagong entry, pero everytime na uupo ako sa harap ng aking puter nagiging blanko naman ang isipan ko. Hmmn, dahil kaya ito sa matagal kong paghinto or bunga lang ito ng katamaran. Ay ewan, hindi ko na pinag-iisipan pa ng masinsinan kong ano talaga ang dahilan dahil nakakapagod mag-isip eh.

More than one month na pala kami dito, hindi ko man lang ito napansin. Napakabilis ng takbo ng panahon, parang kailan lang yon noong dumating kami sa Maynila, at parang kailan lang naganap ang EB namin. Ay oo nga pala, I promised to post some pictures na kuha ko. Hehehe, super late na ako I know, but just the same promise is promise. Kaya you may take a look nalang sa naggagandahang pis namin (charing). I think there is no need for me to write kong gaano kasaya ang kita-kitang yon dahil nasulat na ito nila Malen, Amor, Marie at Agnes

Siguradong sasambunutan ako ni Reynz kapag nakita niyang akap ko ang mahal niya sa tuhod na Ambo.

Tingnan niyo ang mga plato namin, ang daming tira noh? Papaano, puro kami busy sa pagpicturing for remembering, ikanga ni Gillian…Foto machen daw.

Ito naman ang mga naggagandahang dilag. Super sweet ang mga hot babes na ito at ang sasayang kausap hat hang vavait pa kamo. I am so glad I met them! Ngayon, hindi lang sa internet ang friendship namin kundi talagang sa real life na.

Pauwi na kami nang kinuha ang pic na ito. Look at me kong saan ako naupo…hehehe, medyo nagpalakas lang akesh sa manager ng Reb Box for future visit vaga.

A closer look ;)

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