Girl For All Seasons

Got tagged by the couple of the year Miss Nosedbleed and her bitter half Her/His Royal Highness from Vacklingham Palace Reynz

As you see, I am and was famous ever sa balat nang lupa! I am the one and only girl for all seasons. Why? Hehehe, NOT WHAT YOU THINK! BEEE. See, whether it’s winter, spring, summer or autumn…I always have something to grump. Like when it’s cold, you beat you’ll hear me say “Oh my God it’s sooo cold.” In summertime, I also complain about the so hot hot weather and I definitely moan about my hay fever. Grrr, all the sneezing and ‘snotting” drives me real nuts. I don’t like fall either, dito kasi nagafalling falling ang mga leaves ng tress noh. Our house is surrounded by trees, and when fall comes and the trees lose their leaves AKO din baga ang nagasuffer, kay (kasi) ako man ang main responsible sa pagwalis, gather/collect the leaves. Or else it will kill the grass. If leaves were money, I’d be wealthier than Uncle Bill Gates. Di vah?


O siya look na dito sa first pic where I was featured in Vogue magazine. Don’t ask me how I made it…sekwet ko yan. I have tip though. Maglakad kayo sa tiyangge na naka coat…tiyak may makakapuna sa inyo.


Naging cover gurl din ako nang Cosmopolitan…wala sa plano ito. One time, I heard they couldn’t decide kong sino ang kanilang pipiliin. So ako na mismo ang nag volunteer. The money I got from them ay inabuloy ko sa sheep farmer na kong saan ko winantutre ang kanyang sheepskin stock para sa aking tailor made coat.


At hoy! Cover din ang pis ko sa People magazine. Alam niyo kong bakit? Well…may nakapagbulong kasi sa kanila na lihim kaming nagkikita ni Brad. Ayon tigok si Brady dahil giniyera patani siya ni Angie. Ewan ko lang noh…hindi tutot ang mga rumors na yan.


Haaaaay!!! Those were the days…bata-bata pa ako late 90’s nang ako ay napiling GERMANY’S TOP LUKRING. Kita niyo nga ha? I was sexy pa dat taym kaya ako pinag-initan ng Sexy magazine. And today? Well…sexy pa rin. Hehehe, seksekan ng taba!

Ngayon, bilang ganti…I am tagging the following magagandas of the planet earth. Walang iba kundi sina…Marie, Rhada and last but not least…Sofie!

How? Click niyo lang ang MAGMYPIC.COM then create your own magazine cover. Yon lang and thanks in advance.

Beng

Beng Hafner is my name. I am proud to be who I am and I am proud of the way I am. I am alive because I have a lot to live for. I have many dreams that I wish to reach for and I have many journeys to make.

My life is like a soap opera, and you are the audience.

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Beng Hafner is my name. I am proud to be who I am and I am proud of the way I am. I am alive because I have a lot to live for. I have many dreams that I wish to reach for and I have many journeys to make.

My life is like a soap opera, and you are the audience.

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