What does your handwriting say about YOU?

The results of your analysis say:

You plan ahead, and are interested in beauty, design, outward appearance, and symmetry.
You are a person who thinks before acting, intelligent and thorough.
You are affectionate, passionate, expressive, and future-oriented.
You are a talkative person, maybe even a busybody!
You enjoy life in your own way and do not depend on the opinions of others.

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I don’t actually believe in online quizzes like above but this one here is a bullseye. Okay okay 99% correct! I striked through the word “intelligent” because I don’t think I possess any. But hey, all the rest are true as in true talaga ha.

 

Let’s talk about sex baby, let’s talk about sex…lalalalala. Hehehe, this song is surely familiar to you, it’s from SALT ‘N’ PEPA. Though I am not really going to talk about the song, but about what I observed lately. The famous topic on several blogs at the moment where I visited lately is all about sex. Well why not? As my blog friend said:

After all, one can’t escape it because it’s one of the primal urges we are born with.

How true how true! But hey, I know that while you are reading this…you are surely thinking I am imitating others. Partly you are right, but you have to read the whole story first before you finally judge me.

Part of the stories I read was about, bitin, foreplay and etc. My version is about “the best position”. This topic is not necessarily about sex only, because when we sit or lay down…we do have our favorite position. Even Michael Schumacher…he always wanted to get or have the “pole position”.

Okay, okay…ito na ang aking kuwentot:

Bagong kasal palang itong si Lukresya kay Juan, meron na kaagad siyang super bigat na problemang hinaharap. Magulo ang isip, di na nakakatulog at parang nangangapa sa dilim dahil hindi alam kong ano ang dapat gawin. Patuloy niyang pinag-iisipan kong ano nga ba talaga ang mahusay na solusyon para sa problema nilang mag-asawa.

Isang gabing maliwanag, habang nakaupo sa may bintana, kakaba-kaba ang kanyang dibdib. Nayong gabi kasi, bago sila matulog kailangang nakapili at nakapagpasya na siya kong ano nga kaya ang pinakamagaling o mainam na position? Patihaya? Pero hirap na hirap si darling dito. Padapa na parang palaka nga kaya katulad ng sabi nila? What about patagilid? Patuwad – pero baka naman kakabagan si mahal nito kong buong magdamag siyang nakatuwad. Hmmm, ano kaya kong patayo? Continue reading →

What does a fat desperate woman like me usually think and do when she felt very disappointed of her looks and of her body? I don’t know about the others, but I’ll tell you what my experiences are. Many not so crazy ideas came into my mind, like I wanted to start having diet AGAIN (I know you heard of that already few months ago). Wow! The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak, so ayon the result is…I am fat as ever. Out of despair, dahil hindi na kumasya ang mga summer outfit ko, I bought a diet pills…but oh my gush…I always forgot to take it. Desperate nga kunyari pero kapag nakakita ng pagkain, naglalaway na ako na parang isang aso (slurrfff). Now I realized I am not going to loose weight thru starting a diet and not really doing it. So I decided to do some sport. Well, I used to be active in some sport like horseback riding, swimming, bowling and I used to bike regularly. But I must admit that much of my p.c (pre computer) interest have fallen by the wayside…

Hubby bought me a new bike not long ago, but I always had excuses like “oh it’s so hot today..maybe tomorrow sweetheart”. And guess what, I have another alibi prepared for the next day.

Last week as we went shopping, I saw a roller blade. Crazy as I am I started to baby talk, pointing at the item and said “oh Schatz kann ich auch so eins haben?” (oh darling, can we buy that for me?). Papa G. bought it and soonest we arrived home, I dared to take some few skating lessons from my daughter Kathleen. I wobbled like a toddler…but I find this sport very interesting. Even if I fall down on my butt several times, I did not give up ’til I got the beginners techniques for stance and balance.

Today, feeling more confident and comfortable with my skates. I grabbed the kids with me and we walked down to the schoolyard to have a bigger space for a new lesson. Ouch, I was so reckless and daring I fall on my behind again very badly. With my left leg angled, I attempted to get up and there it happen…I think that was silliest way to get up. My ankle gave a knack sound and that was it, I was limping the whole way back home. What a shit, I sprained my ankle…now it’s swelling and aching badly. But don’t worry folks my doc is taking care of me.

Now that you hurt yourself, are you giving up? Asked my husband. I said no, why should I? It’s a fun thing to do!

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Mahaba din ang panahon na ating pinagsamahan. Pinaglingkuran mo ako ng husto at sobrang tapat ang pagmamahal mo sa akin kahit ako ay garapal sa iyo paminsan-minsan. Sa araw at gabi tayo’y magkasama. You never let me down ever since we’ve been together and that made me really like you.

Mapapatawad mo kaya ako kong sasabihin ko sa iyo ngayon na dumating na ang panahon para ako ay magpaalam sa iyo? Nothing is forever ika nga. Masakit man para sa akin, pero kinakailangan ko talagang gawin. I have no choice than to give you up, dahil tapos na ang ating kabanata. Meron na akong ibang napili. I hope you don’t mind kong ipasa kita sa iba, ibang taong humahanga sa yo at gustong-gusto kang maangkin.

Goodbye M…

ang kapalit mo ay si S na mas higit ang katangi-an kaysa sa yo.


please click the images above to find out who and what I really mean

Hi, hallo, ola everyone! The lukaret is back again after 2 weeks of silence (tama ba yon?). Back to the routine ika nga and I am glad I’m back home again. Masaya at enjoy nga ang bakasyon pero ito ay nakakapagod din. Lalong-lao na’t laging ako ang nagmamaneho ng sasakyan. We luckily had a very beautiful weather, para ngang nasa Pilipinas na eh dahil sa sobrang init. Kaya din naman ang itim-itim ko na ngayon, tiyak ngipin nalang ang makikita niyo sa akin kapag madilim. Where I’ve been? Sa gilid-gilid lang kami pumunta…hehehe, actually in Hessen and Bavaria region kami nag-ikot. Ipinasyal ko si Mama sa dati naming tinirhan para din niya makilala ang mga kaibigan ko dito.
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